Do they make straight jackets in a size 2T? Please let me know when and where so I can over night it!!! My son is CRAZY!!!! He is ALL BOY!!!!! I don't know if I can handle all boy!!!! And the only other boy I have is 12 hrs away! Where do I start....Oh, when he took his diaper off in the living room and relieved himself in the living room floor!!! And Ashton and Nana laughing just means that he is going to do this again because someone thought it was funny! Was this before or after my mom asked if I had gained all my weight back? Who knows! We won't go into us going out to eat again and him playing the drums on the table with silverware. My poor heart attack prone father had enough excitement for the night. Anyway, fast forward onto the night.... Alas, bedtime! The moment I have been waiting for all day!!! Nick was a little wired but for the past week he has done so good to go to sleep, but last night was a different story. First of, Ashton had to sleep with us because the Nana stayed all night. So Ashton took Purty two shoes to bed with her. Nicholas wanted to play with the "puppy" but Ashton was letting him touch it. So in a burst of excitement he started kicking his legs. Ashton yelled after the first punch and started laughing, so this made Nicholas laugh and he continued. This also made him more wired and he was climbing all over us. Ashton continuing laughing and falling off the bed with covers and all, she got in trouble because she was encouraging him. So finally everything was quite. Did I ever mention that I do NOT like surprises? I will not go to a haunted house because of people jumping out and surprising you, or when I go to the doctor and have lab work done, I have to watch the needle because I want to know exactly when the "prick" is going to happen. I won't watch horror movies either....HATE SURPRISES!!! Apparently Nicholas didn't get the memo because his favorite thing to do is to lay still for a long period of time and then break out in a arm flinging, leg kicking, giggling monster. Last night it started, without warning, and I got whacked in the face!!! The hit was so hard it tingled! He didn't mean to hit mommy, he just got excited. So he didn't get in trouble but the oldest one did because this started her giggling again. And then this started him kicking her out of the bed and and wanting "puppy!" again. I held him down, pulled him back up into bed after he started climbing over me again and that's when he pooted in my face. Of course this starts the giggles again! So the boy got jerk out of the bed and I told Ashton that she is to stay because she had school tomorrow and needed to go to sleep. She started to ask me something and I yelled "GO TO SLEEP"! After I took Nicholas to the living room and let him play until he settled down Ashton gets up crying. It is now 11:30. She was upset because I yelled at her and she said she was just trying to help. I felt terrible! So I gave her kisses and tucked her back in and told her I was sorry. OK, lets check on the son. Doing good, winding down, won't be long! So I go outside for a "break" and I heard something come from the master bedroom bathroom. Ran inside and found Nicholas dipping a cup in the toilet and then putting up to his mouth to drink it! I had left the door open after I tucked Ashton in!!! IDIOT!!! So I knock this out of his hand, cleaned up all the toilet paper he had "rolled" off, and cleaned him off and we went back to bed. As soon as he felt Ashton next to him, he started kicking her again. But thankfully she slept through it. I put my arm around his chest to lock his arms and my leg over his to keep him from kicking her. He then gets the giggles. Are you kidding me!!!??? I eventually dozed off and apparently he did sometime after that. So this morning Ashton couldn't find her toothbrush she had left in my bathroom. I went to look for it and as I reached to flush the toilet that had the toilet paper left in it from the night before, I found her toothbrush....in the toilet. If it weren't for the fact that I don't like the taste of alcohol, I would take up drinking as a hobby!!!
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