Rumble, Grumble, Gurgle, Roar!

And it's my fault. I have been a slacker mom since Ben left, I will be this first to admit this. We have had take out almost every night. After packing, cleaning and doing other duties that are not usually on my schedule, I don't have time!! And tonight I did the dumbest thing. I ate baked beans! This may not seem to a big deal, but when you have Crohns, it's a really big deal! I had painted all day and didn't have time to cook (like I was going to anyway) and did NOT want to have fast food again. If I eat another chicken nugget or hamburger I WILL hurt someone!! Instead, I went to Whitts BBQ and ordered a family pack with a side of baked beans. Yes, this is the closest to a home cooked meal we've had in over a month! I go home, prepare mine and the kids plate and ate me some beans! Ummm, not such a good idea. People with this lovely disease have "things" move faster than regular folks. "Rumble, grumble, gurgle, roar" Then it got bad!!! Real bad!!! It was the rumble of all grumbles! I get up to run to the bathroom and then I hear the theme to "Star Wars"! HUH? At that moment I had never felt as stupid as I did then. My phone was vibrating in my back pocket! And when I got up I heard the ring that I was stifling with my big butt!! That will make you feel good! It was Ben, and like a fool, I told him what happen. Why I do these things to myself, I will never know. So what the hay, I will share it with all! Lucky you! Anyway, as the night goes by, things get better. Until bedtime. Now I have a lovely case of heart burn! I wish it would make up it's mind and go in one direction. So Nicholas and I are watching Blues Clues and wondering what in store for me next. So if you ever want to know what it's like to have Crohns, put your cell phone on vibrate, put it in your pocket, sit and then call yourself. Then in a deep voice say the phrase "Rumble, grumble, gurgle, roar" and there you have it! Add the pain and you have Crohns!!! (Don't try this in public, it can be very embarrassing! Trust Me)